Villain Dating Service: The Derminator

"Scratch my back"

You Can Call Me: after 11 in the morning

Age: 31 (In 2015)

H/W: 6' 1¹/₂", 13 stone

Eyes: Yes

Hair: Greasy


Era/Location: Modern/United Kingdom


Resume Highlights:
First job pulled was the ACNE Hairspray payroll heist, back in '03.  Pity about Trevor, but after that basic error in directing us to the wrong warehouse, he had to go.

After assuming the bag, it was on to the big-time and the famous Oil of Ugly blag.  Such a shame about Thomas, but he had to go.

Most recently it has been the L'Orceal Factory hold-up.  Sadly, we had to let Timothy go after this - he wasn't worth it.


Hobbies:
Collecting various 'lifestyle' magazines.  Not that I fill in all the surveys they do.  Oh no, not at all.


Smokes: No, not with all the beauty products around, it'd be like a bomb!

Pets: I used to have a tortoise, but it ran away.

Likes:
Avocado, aloe vera and aubergine skin scrub.
Food you can eat with a straw.



Dislikes:
Wednesdays, that's day I empty the bag of dandruff.
Bright, happy, sparkling people.
Dull, sad, dull people.
Dull, happy, ordinary people.
People.


Looking for: someone who can read.

Minions.  It's so hard to find a good minion, but I have hope.

Sexual companionship.  Yes, please!

Long-term partner.  I either want to kidnap sweep an heiress of a major skin-care consortium off her feet or someone who wants to set up a joint venture making snow globes; got to find a use for all that dandruff.

                                                                                                                                                                                             

Done for 's Iray Render Challenge: Villain Dating Service: Iray Render Challenge: Villain Dating ServiceThe first Iray render challenge went so well that I've decided to do another one.  The theme this time is the Villain Dating Service!  Take a render in Iray of your villain or henchperson and write up a profile as shown in these samples.
       
Then post a link to the comments and I'll add it to this post!  We got some really fun entries last time, and I'm eager to see what we can do now that we've all had a little more time to play with this great engine.
The only hard and fast rule is that it has to be done in the Iray render engine.  Otherwise, they can be from any setting, whether fantasy, science fiction, comic books, steampunk, or whatever strikes your fancy.  The Villain Dating Service is reached through a Vortex of Time and Space, making it accessible to many r
Lighting is DA QandD Iray Lights, using the 3 point light rig.
DAZ Primitive cube textured with the Iray: Mahogany shader
G2M as Killian by Morris with Iray Uber shader applied and the general settings copied/modified from those for the G3F Iray skin shader.
Watch from the FW Dan Megapack
Oliver's Thong by Fisty
Choker from Dark Passion by Ravenhair
Waiter Vest from H&C Uniforms & Costumes
HisBlackBoots from Karth and Shox
Hagbag - a freebie from somewhere!

DS48P>Iray, no postwork